The Return
Kat and Tyler: l

The Return: as exciting as watching grass grow... but grass has more substance. Although it was marketed as a Ring-type movie, it falls short of being scary or merely interesting. The bottom line is, the movie was a definite failure and deserves less than a paragraph. The script was forced, shallow, biteless and predictable. For the first half of the movie we were confused with the floating and directionless story; for the second half we knew all the answers and could not care less. The performances and character development were equally flat and unmoving. The only possible highlight was the moderately interesting imagery. The marketing was also relatively successful. The somewhat atractive trailer and website bear practically no ressemblance to the actual movie. Take our word, it is most definitely not worth it.